Thursday, January 27, 2005

Lighter Moments :)

THis is the content of a mail forward :

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by
people in
various places...
1. A student's leave letter :


"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage i cannot attend the

class...."


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2. A candidate's application :


"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist
and an
accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past
several years
and
I can handle both, I am applying for the post.


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3. I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows
:


Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my
wife.
Please
sanction me one-week leave.


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4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows :


"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I
may not
return, please grant me half day casual leave"


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5. A leave letter to the headmaster :


"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache.
I
request
you to leave me today"


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6. An incident of a leave letter :


"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."


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7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster :


As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.


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8. A covering note :


"I am enclosed herewith..."


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9. From H.A.L. Administration dept :


As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it,
please
grant
me 10 days leave.


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10. Actual letter written for application of leave :


"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only
husband at
home I
may be granted leave".


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11. Letter writing :


"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."


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12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who
was
performing his daughter's wedding :


"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."